A Diatribe on the Existential Unfairness of Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies
Quaere: does the existence of oatmeal chocolate chip cookies prove the unfairness of the universe?
Consider: chocolate chips and raisins appear visually quite similar.
Consider also: people who like chocolate chip cookies and people who like raisin cookies are two sets of individuals with only a small overlap.
Conclusion: the existence of cookies who disappoint both groups of people is a fundamentally unfair thing. Given that a thing which contains an unfair thing within it cannot then be said to be fair, I conclude that a universe which contains oatmeal chocolate chip cookies cannot be said to be fair.